║ fourth stanza ║ intended voice, accidental video (lolol device fail)

[mumbled_truth]

So, u-um... I seem to be cursed today...

But, I did want to come on quickly to say that I really enjoyed the tournament yesterday, and... well, even if I haven't properly met you, I still hope you had a happy birthday, Lucy.

I-- I was also wondering... is everyone cursed with different things today? It doesn't seem to be the same all around...

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[winewomenand]

Why, hello there.

[mumbled_truth]

Oh... hello, Robin. How are you?

[winewomenand]

Interested.

i. am. dying. XD <3

[mumbled_truth]

Uhm... in what?

i am so sorry 8D

[winewomenand]

You? I mean, come on.

ahahah don't be. i'm just going to lol forever now.

[mumbled_truth]

Me?

Oh... oh god, that posted a video.

But, I-I'm not actually this old. I mean, it's just the curse...

[winewomenand]

You.

Doesn't matter to me. I'm willing to do just one night at the all-you-can-eat handsome Todd bar if you're willing.

[mumbled_truth]

Uh--

Um... I'm not really sure that would be a great idea.

[winewomenand]

And I'm very sure it would be, Todd. The best night of your life. Come on. Why not? I like mature gentlemen.

[mumbled_truth]

Well, I-- I'm pretty sure it would be extremely awkward, for starters.

[winewomenand]

It's the awkward that bothers you and not the sex with a male nonhuman?

[mumbled_truth]

Awkward was for starters. The, uh-- male thing was next on the list.

[winewomenand]

So that's all going to be a problem for you?

That's surely a pity.

[mumbled_truth]

Uh-- yeah.

Well, I'm sure you can find someone else who would be interested...

[had_not_lived]

[mumbled_truth]

[had_not_lived]

This is so weird.

[mumbled_truth]

I know.

I guess I should just be happy I don't have an old clone running around here.

[had_not_lived]

Oh man, people mistake me for him all the time anyway...

[mumbled_truth]

But he's... old.

[ann-withane.livejournal.com]

Sometimes over the weekend, lots of people get hit with lots of different curses. It's strange, but fun too!

[mumbled_truth]

That really is strange.

I mean, I'm just older, so... it's not like it's really bad. Just weird.

[ann-withane.livejournal.com]

You look like a rake! The good kind, I mean! Is there a good kind of rake? Maybe a redeemable one...although I know you don't need redeeming.

[mumbled_truth]

Uhm... I'm not actually sure if I should take that as a compliment or not.

[ann-withane.livejournal.com]

It was trying to be a compliment, but it seems to have fallen terribly short.

[mumbled_truth]

Oh, don't worry, I'll gladly take it as one. Thank you, Anne.

[ann-withane.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

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[thelastandleast.livejournal.com]

... Todd?

voice

[mumbled_truth]

Uh... yeah.

I guess the City thinks I should be older today...

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[thelastandleast.livejournal.com]

Oh! Um. Well. That ain't so bad, I guess...?

voice

[mumbled_truth]

Not really, it's just... kind of weird.

voice

[thelastandleast.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that makes sense.

..... What's it like?

voice

[mumbled_truth]

It's... kind of disorienting? I think it's because I just woke up like this.

I mean, I'm a little bigger than I usually am, I look different, my voice is a little off... I know I'm me, I just... don't really feel like me.

voice

[thelastandleast.livejournal.com]

Sounds like it'd be real weird.

Is everybody really gettin' cursed different today, though?

voice

[mumbled_truth]

I think so...

My friend Neil has the same curse I do, but I've seen people with several different ones.

[reginagloriae]

Weekend curse which seems to stand for all past curses gathered together and sent to annoy us.

[mumbled_truth]

So the City's just... affecting random people with all its different curses?

[reginagloriae]

Pretty much.

[mumbled_truth]

Does it do this a lot?

[reginagloriae]

So far, every first weekend of each month.

[mumbled_truth]

Oh. Well... I guess we've got some warning, at least.

[reginagloriae]

Uh-Huh. Don't make plans for the first weekend.

[mumbled_truth]

I'll make sure to keep that in mind, thank you.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I'm very glad to hear that you enjoyed yourself... Todd...

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[mumbled_truth]

I really did, thank you.

I, um-- I didn't realize this thing was doing a video. I guess I... don't really look like myself today. It's... strange.