║ fourth stanza ║ intended voice, accidental video (lolol device fail)

[mumbled_truth]

So, u-um... I seem to be cursed today...

But, I did want to come on quickly to say that I really enjoyed the tournament yesterday, and... well, even if I haven't properly met you, I still hope you had a happy birthday, Lucy.

I-- I was also wondering... is everyone cursed with different things today? It doesn't seem to be the same all around...

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[winewomenand]

And I'm very sure it would be, Todd. The best night of your life. Come on. Why not? I like mature gentlemen.

[mumbled_truth]

Well, I-- I'm pretty sure it would be extremely awkward, for starters.

[winewomenand]

It's the awkward that bothers you and not the sex with a male nonhuman?

[mumbled_truth]

Awkward was for starters. The, uh-- male thing was next on the list.

[winewomenand]

So that's all going to be a problem for you?

That's surely a pity.

[mumbled_truth]

Uh-- yeah.

Well, I'm sure you can find someone else who would be interested...